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2002-06-18 * 11:47 a.m. Congratulations Graduate! What you've accomplished in just three years will have a lasting effect on your life. Having just earned a Masters Degree, you have fought and scratched your way to a chosen club of elite: the Highly Educated Yet Thoroughly Unemployable Club. In addition to this membership, you'll receive FREE inaguration into the highly elusive Hiding From My Loan Officer Forum. REMINDER: this is a lifetime membership with nothing more to buy, ever! Your membership includes: trememdous anxiety, spiraling self-esteem, and ultimate frustration not to mention parental disappointment and personal debt! On behalf of all of us at Suckers, Inc., I want to welcome you to the Club. Due Date: Yesterday - 07 May, 2007 Misery - 30 April, 2007 An Unlikely Pairing. - 18 April, 2007 And the Beat Goes on - 16 April, 2007 � design by near-sighted 2002 |