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05 September, 2002 * 4:27 pm I am fiercely PMSing; therefore, nothing is safe. If you're a person -- I'll curse at you (especially if you're driving). If you're a baby -- I will sense you within a 50 mile radius. If you're a phone commercial -- I will cry because of you (then, consequently, laugh at myself for crying at a phone commercial). If you're The Non -- I will miss you intensely and think of you constantly (a recurring theme being winning the lottery and running away to a snowy cabin together). If you're a friend/roommate -- I will either ignore you completely or cling to you annoyingly. If you're food (even Lemon Mambas) -- I will devour you. If you're my ovaries -- I will want to rip you out of myself and sell you to the lowest bidder. Due Date: Yesterday - 07 May, 2007 Misery - 30 April, 2007 An Unlikely Pairing. - 18 April, 2007 And the Beat Goes on - 16 April, 2007 � design by near-sighted 2002 |