Okay, it's official. I am being punished. I am the victim of one of life's cruelest ironies.

Fact #1: I am broke. As in unemployed. As in buh-ROKE.

Fact #2: Because of Fact #1, I am financially obligated to take virtually any job offered to me.

Fact #3: I work with a temp agency, who sent me on the MOST BORING assignment that could ever befall a temp employee (see: my last entry).

Fact #4: However, the assignment was for a week. This week. Which means I am done with the impossibly boring assignment.

CRUEL IRONY: The asked me to come back next week.

And now I will describe for you the level of boredom I achieved today: excruciatingly high.

I swear I'm gonna die young.