I just finished cleaning my bathroom, and my BLAH day has suddenly been transformed. I'm no longer the girl who has nothing good to do, I am now the girl with an immaculate bathroom.

It's been a while since I've given it a GOOD cleaning, and honestly I forgot how white it is in there. It's so bright and pretty! I can't stop lingering in the doorway with a glazed grin on my face. I want to show it off. I'm thinking of putting up a sign at the corner, "PUBLIC RESTROOM" and drawing a huge arrow towards my front door. The public would clamor to get inside, don't you think?

Start drinking liquids now, people. You're all invited to sit on my sparkling crapper.