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02 July, 2002 * 1:19 pm DECODING LOS ANGELES DATING JARGON: "It's not you, it's me" = it's you. "I think we should see other people" = I'm already seeing at least one other person. Spoken by a man: "I'll call you" = it'll take lots of electricity and some serious smelling salts for me to remember to call you. Spoken by a woman: "I'll call you" = me calling you is much easier than breaking out the smelling salts for you. "I agree" = I'm just saying that to impress you. Spoken by a man: "I've had ten sexual partners" = I've had less than five sexual partners. Spoken by a woman: "I've had ten sexual partners" = I've had close to twenty sexual partners. "Can I buy you a drink?" = This is Tactic Number One in my attempt to see you naked. Spoken by a man: "We should get together sometime" = See? I'm sweet and considerate, and next time we see each other I hope you'll sleep with me. Spoken by a woman: "We should get together sometime" = I'm curious to see if you're still this attractive to me when I'm sober. "What do you do for a living?" = I'm getting ready to judge you. "Bless your heart" = You're such an idiot. "You poor thing" = I'm having difficulty stifling my laughter. Spoken by a man: "You're sexy" = I have a hard-on right now and I would totally do you in the bathroom if you're game. Spoken by a woman: "You're sexy" = The other chicks in here are SO jealous of me! Due Date: Yesterday - 07 May, 2007 Misery - 30 April, 2007 An Unlikely Pairing. - 18 April, 2007 And the Beat Goes on - 16 April, 2007 � design by near-sighted 2002 |