A word to the wise: I mistakenly had some of those crappy-ass "WOW!" potato chips tonight, and all I have to say is DON'T. They gave me the squirts like nobody's business. I swear I was on the crapper half the night. I think I flushed part of my lower intestine.

Maybe WOW! isn't the full name. Maybe it's WOW, These Chips SUCK! They probably just couldn't fit the entire name on the label.